“Because it's our choices that makes us who we are...”

“I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.”

“Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.”

“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”

“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”

“It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.”

“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”