“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.”
“She remebered the angry hurt she had felt because his mother had abandoned him as a young boy,and she cried even harder.His mother should have drowned him!”
“Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one”
“Once upon a time – for that is how all stories should begin – there was a boy who lost his mother.”
“You're staring," Lana said."Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.”
“Jake put his phone away and clasped her hand. “I think we should lobby for a bill to make it illegal for pregnant and non-pregnant women to be in the same doctor’s office,” he said.”