“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
“They can put the code monkey in a suit but they can't take the code out of the monkey.”
“Your friend is so ugly and hairy.Hey, you'll upset my monkey !We were talking to the monkey...”
“Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.”
“Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.”
“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”