“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”

“It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.”

“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.”

“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”

“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.”