“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.”

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”

“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.”

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”

“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.”

“Dear Aunt Loretta,Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?I love the way the pants look on my legs!All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!Sincerely, Greg”

“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.”