“Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...”

“There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter”

“I took pride in being the best dressed monster in Dade County.”

“you can’t use logic on human behavior.”

“Rita was almost as badly damaged as I am.”

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.”