“Could this be the Apocalypse?”
“But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.”
“People could say a lot of negative things about the apocalypse, but there was no arguing the air quality in Los Angeles had really improved.”
“The apocalypse is not something which is coming. The apocalypse has arrived in major portions of the planet and it’s only because we live within a bubble of incredible privilege and social insulation that we still have the luxury of anticipating the apocalypse.”
“If the apocalypse comes...beep me!”
“I love my virginity to the apocalypse.”