“Feeling - what authentic human fun!”

“This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.”

“And I was having too much fun to stop now.”

“Me, feeling. What a concept.”

“Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.”

“Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.”