“I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter”

“Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.”

“And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.”

“... Dexter the sofa spud ...”

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed my fingertip through the hole and wiggled it at myself. Hello, Dexter, where are you going? Hello, Mr. Finger. I don't know, but I'm almost there. I hear my friends calling.”

“Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter”