“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

“Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.”

“I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.”

“Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.”

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

“It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.”