“It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.”

“Dear Hitler Take away the torches I'm not guilty I had to have this”

“If I had to do it over again, I would not have chosen this life. Then again, I'm not sure I ever had a choice.”

“I'm not an easy lay, Alexion”He actually smiled a real smile at her. It was charming and unexpected. "I am.”

“I don't wait for inspiration. I'm not, in fact, quite sure what inspiration is, but I'm sure that if it is going to turn up, my having started work is the precondition of its arrival.”

“In fact," Slad was saying, "that was a night of firsts for me. I'm pretty sure I had sex with her too.""Pretty sure?""Like I said, it was a night of firsts. I'm not sure I actually made it to her vagina. It's quite possible I had sex with the air around her vagina." He gestured in wild circles. "But I still count it.”