“Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.”

“the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception,”

“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”

“Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.”

“That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.”

“Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.”

“There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter”