“Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?”

“It really is better to be lucky than to be good.”

“But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.”

“When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.”

“Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?”

“It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is”

“She really did like me, the idiot.”