“you can’t use logic on human behavior.”

“There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter”

“Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...”

“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”

“Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a differentstory.”

“You can use my phone, if you’ll pay the roaming charges,” I said.“I need a land line,” he said “A pay phone.”“You’re out of touch with the times,” I said. “A pay phone might be a little hard to find. Nobody uses them anymore.”

“I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”