“Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.”
“The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
“Susie?" "Yes?" "Just have fun, kid.”
“What if the opposite of good wasn't bad? What if the opposite of good was real?”
“In terms of days and moments lived, you’ll never again be as young as you are right now, so spend this day, the youth of your future, in a way that deflects regret. Invest in yourself. Have some fun. Do something important. Love somebody extra. In one sense, you’re just a kid, but a kid with enough years on her to know that every day is priceless. (418)”