“If you've never had a bad day, you've never appreciated a good one.”

“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.”

“It's not who you were, It's who you've become that matters”

“To be a convincing story, you've got to know what you're talking about. In EVERY detail."-Rayner Unwin”

“You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones." - Rabbi Glassman”

“Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today?Peanut: Yes we had a great day!Jose: No we did not.Peanut: YesJose: NoPeanut: YesJose: NoPeanut: YesJose: No we did not have a good day.Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day!What?Jeff: Did you have a good day?Peanut: YesJose: NoPeanut: Shut upJeff: A good day?Peanut: YesJose: NoPeanut: Shut upJeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa.Peanut: I took him to the spa!Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer.Peanut: It's the same thing!!!”

“Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone."[Wasted Time]”