“If the Confederacy falls, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a theory.”
“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”
“Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride/You will not die, its not poison-Tombstone Blues”
“My tombstone is going to say: 'Born: Yes. Died: Yes.”
“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”
“Kids are dying from causes of sexual activity. You're not going to find a tombstone stating that Frankie died because he was a virgin.”