“You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.”
“In the world of your story, your outline is like the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, your characters are all Atheists.”
“Respect is a kind of magic too, you know.”
“Respect is a really powerful magic too, you know.”
“How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?”
“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?”
“There is no such thing as helplessness. It's just another word for giving up.”