“Hollow then produced Kobel’s tax returns for the past three years.When Ringling objected, Hollow said to Judge Rollins, “Your Honor, a man who files a tax return is of sound mind.”“That’s debatable,” said the ultraconservative judge, drawing laughter from the courtroom.”
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“The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
“The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.”
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“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”