“While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story.”

“You can often judge the character of a person by the way he treats his fellow men.”

“I find I don't learn a lot while I'm talking”

“I have discovered with advancing years that few things are entirely black or white, but more often different shades of grey.”

“Good night, good night, parting is such sweet sorrow,' she whispered'That I shall say good night till it be morrow,' Harry replied.”

“Some people standby you in your darkest hour while others walk away; only a select few march towards you and become even closer friends.”

“When will the Home Office realize that when judges retire, not only are they sent home for the rest of their lives, but the only people they have left to judge are their innocent wives.''So what are you recommending?'asked Alex as they walked into the drawing room.'That judges should be shot on their seventieth birthday, and their wives granted a royal pardon and given their pensions by a grateful nation.''I may have come up with a more acceptable solution,' suggested Alex.'Like what? Making it legal to assist judges' wives to commit suicide?''Something a little less drastic,' said Alex.”