“If you want to have a career, my advice is don't get married. You think things have changed and there's some kind of gender equality now, that men are different, but I've got news for you. They're not.”

“You don't understand me. I'm a teenager. I've got problems!”

“The Statue of Liberty's gender changed nothing. It was the same here as anywhere: men and their wars.”

“It might not even be that great to marry your ideal. Probably, once you attained your ideal, you got bored and wanted another.”

“We Greeks get married in circles, to impress upon ourselves the essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back where you began.”

“Some people need a picture. Any great religion has to be inclusive. And to be inclusive you have to accommodate different levels of sophistication.”

“Shit. What have kids got to be worried about now? If they want trouble, they should go live in Bangladesh.”