“There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't.”
“...there were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?...”
“It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?”
“There are two kinds of women--those who eat in a crisis and those who lose their appetite in a crisis.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”
“Maybe you're one of those people who writes poems, but rarely reads them. Let me put this as delicately as I can: If you don't read, your writing is going to suck.”