“Tis far far better for people to assume you're stupid because it's fun to prove them wrong.”

“Books because are the vehicle that takes my mind to places and times my body can't go.”

“You know that you're a true friend when somebody says "But what about that wart on the end of his nose?" and your honest response is "What wart?". You see true friends accept you for what you are, wart and all.”

“Don't take life too seriously, there will always be plenty of people around you to do it in your stead.”

“I've been called a smart ass many times and given the same response "I'd rather be known as a smart ass than a dumb ass”

“I wish I were half as smart as I think I am.”

“Reading is an addiction, much like living and breathing is an addiction.”