“Here's what we'll do. We're going to keep you at the end of our fishing line. And if you ever need anything, you just give a little tug and we'll reel you back in.”

“Never make a decision until you have to.”

“I quote my father to people almost every day. Part of that is because if you dispense your own wisdom, others often dismiss it; if you offer wisdom from a third party, it seems less arrogant and more acceptable”

“Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want”

“Because I have no actual sisters, it is my friends from Ames who’ve exposed me to every facet of womanhood.”

“We've always been here and we'll always be here. We are a specific arrangement of particles and this instant is infinite. Did we luck out, or didn't we? The odds against this sentence having ever being typed, much less the odds against you reading it were inconceivable. Smile, because the fact that you're able to is almost impossible to comprehend.”

“You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.”