“a prank a day keeps the dog leash away.”

“I enjoy getting people angry and getting underneath their skin, especially people who don't think.”

“Don't hate the media; become the media.”

“Pranks vs school= pranks win all day”

“My tears are like a whole pack of dogs on leashes; no matter how I try to tug them back, they just keep barreling forward.”

“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks”

“When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.”