“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”
“they do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book.”
“Seven, Richie thought. That's the magic number. There has to be seven of us. That's the way it's supposed to be.”
“Do you have to skulk about like that?""No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about.... I simply enjoy doing so.""Well, it's a very vulgar habit.”
“i love the book called the princess plot and its a good book because its about how its mysterys from other peeps...”
“If it's not good enough for adults, it's not good enough for children. If a book that is going to be marketed for children does not interest me, a grownup, then I am dishonoring the children for whom the book is intended, and I am dishonoring books. And words.”