“Customer: Where are your fictional novels?”
“This novel is fiction, except for the parts that aren't.”
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.”
“The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are imaginary.”
“Even your most loyal customers always have a choice about where to take their business.”
“I really enjoy mysteries, well-written fiction novels, historical novels, and the occasional vampire, wolf, human triangle as long as it's real”