“Hell hath no fury like a middle-aged woman in a fuzzy pink robe, hopped up on a winning combination of allergy medicine, Alias reruns, and anger.”
“Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman”
“Hell hath no fury like a woman deprived of her toiletries.”
“Heav'n hath no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.”
“Oh! I must take my shoes off. Huh! Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns, has it?”
“Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.”