“I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement.”
“I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about!”
“i'm too lazy to go find happiness,but i'm sure it will swing by sometime”
“If Laziness is a disease then I'm on the last stage!”
“As for me, I'm a gurgling wizard of calorific excess.”
“I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.”