“Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.”
Jen Lancaster
Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
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