“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?”
“Why do you always answer questions with questions?”“Why don’t you shut up and kiss me?”She didn’t have to ask twice.”
“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
“Why is it that you can only watch a great movie once or twice, rarely more than that, but you can watch the moon come up night after night for a hundred years and it's always as picturesque as the first time you ever experienced it?”
“It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes.”
“Women hate each other in science. You know why? Because the few that are around were trained by men. They survived by being twice as good and twice as competitive and twice as badass as the guys.”