“In the battle between logic and crazy, crazy always wins.”

“You drive me crazy!""You were always crazy. I just highlight it.”

“When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to fight and that you're crazy enough to get the party started. One rule of thumb in fighting is that crazy can often overcome skill and numbers, because, while a trained fighter might actually enjoy going up against another trained fighter, no one really wants to wrestle with crazy. Crazy doesn't know when it's winning. And crazy doesn't know when to stop. If you can't pull off crazy, if, for instance, you're handcuffed in a small van with six armed assailants, stupid is a decent substitute for crazy.”

“The line between creative and crazy is mighty thin.”

“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”