“Get me a real chair”
“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.”
“Musical Chairs. Except I thought, when God's providing the music, everyone gets a chair.”
“You have to get off your chair and into life.”
“I was Halfway to Kale when something hit me. A chair. Someone had thrown a chair at me. What the hell was this, WWE?”
“I prefer physical books to eBooks, because an eBook can’t be the solution to a wobbly chair like a real book can.”