“Hart, you'd schedule Christ's second comimg and have Wilfred send him an itinery.”
“Is the distinction between living for Christ and dying for Him so great? Is not the second the logical conclusion of the first?”
“Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes.”
“Always grab the reader by the throat in the first paragraph, send your thumbs into his windpipe in the second, and hold him against the wall until the tagline.”
“Yes, it's true. Immaculate conception exists. I am the second coming of Christ. I have no father.”
“Live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds.”