“What I'm asserting is that we are looking at bisexuality the wrong way, making the identity entirely dependent on someone other that the bisexual person him- or herself. If I'm dating a man, I'm straight. If I'm dating a woman, I'm a lesbian. But sexuality is not who you sleep with, it's who you are. It doesn't change according to who is standing next to you.”
“I'm winning a date with you. Granted, it's the frigging lamest date on earth, but I'm winning it anyway.”
“Besides, I'm looking for a man who doesn't have quite the mileage and the wear and tear on him as you do!”
“I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.”
“I'm the bitch who makes you a man.”
“I won't cheapen it by buying what you sell to strangers. I'm not a stranger. I'm the woman who loves you”