“Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.”
“How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards.”
“I'm not into little boys till they're old enough to have their own credit card.”
“I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.”
“Eve is married to my credit card, not me”
“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”