“As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.”
“Depression, as far as I'm concerned, is just a waste of time.”
“As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
“Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.”
“When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”
“I enjoy hating musicians far more than I enjoy appreciating them. As far as I'm concerned, when someone becomes a rock star, he quits being a person.”