“Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.”

“I'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain.”

“It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for.”

“Find the best in everybody. Just keep waiting no matter how long it takes. No one is all evil. Everybody has a good side, just keep waiting, it will come out.”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their greedy pockets with cash, when we could load them up with bricks and find out how good of swimmers they are?
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“Everybody seems to think I'm lazyI don't mind, I think they're crazy.Running everywhere at such a speedTill they find there's no need.”