“There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.”

“Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide victims were killed by husbands or lovers.Which, come to think of it, was probably why there weren't any women gamblers. Living with men was enough of a gamble.”

“Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell”

“I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.'What happened to "bibbity bobbity boo"?' Cal asked Min.That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.”

“Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.”

“I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.”

“In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.”