“Your attempt at GQ has, tragically, ended in douche-bag. - Anna, Seers of Light”

“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”

“Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...”

“Because all little girls deserve to be protected. Even the daughters of douche bags.”

“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.Which is why we destroyed the world.”

“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?""No. I thought at first he was, but I see now that the act of being raised as a shade has changed him, leached the madness out of him."Behind us, present-day Constantine yelled, "You call me a douche canoe? I am not the douche canoe -- you are. No, you are more than that -- you are a douche speed-boat!""Most of the madness," Baltic qualified.”