“What happy man has need of Shakespeare?”
“Happiness was useless to me. It was heartache that filled my purse. What happy man has need of Shakespeare?”
“Shakespeare's great."Duh. Shakespeare's cool, man.”
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?”
“Money will not purchase happiness for the man who has no concept of what he wants.”
“As Shakespeare put it in 'King Lear,' the policeman who lashes the whore has a hot need to use her for the very offense for which he plies the lash.”