“Friends my ass.”
“My sometimes friend, sometimes enemy, all the time pain in the ass.”
“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”
“I fainted....and you ate my ass?You fed me my own ass?”
“I swear, Tiff, if my ass made good grades, you'd want to date my ass.”
“friends will sit your ass down and give you the 'Come To Jesus' talk when you need it most.”