“I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.”
“He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.”
“...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
“Well? Is it true? Did she?""Did she what?""You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
“You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.”
“She bonks her head so hard with her hand i want to get her an ice pack”