“Me?' I laughed. 'I'm guilty.”

“His boots crunched behind me."And stop following me!" I yelled over my shoulder."I'm not following you.Stop walking in front of me.”

“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?”

“Oh, God," Lori said without looking at me, "what are they thinking, leaving the two of us alone out here on the dock together? We might TALK or something.""That would be awful," I said. "I might give you a hickey."She laughed, still watching for Cameron's start instead of looking at me. "Just by talking to me?""I can talk really dirty. You'd be surprised.”

“Keep in mind that I have seen the answer key.I know what I'm supposed to say to stop you from hitting me.”

“All right," I said. "But from now on, every time you show me a dead body, I'm having sex with Eric.”

“Officer After leaned across the seat toward me - which, under the circumstances, made me start back. 'I'm sorry I'm not allowed to beat the shit out of him for you.”