“It is technically impossible for a man to look better in a Speedo than in swim trunks.”
“I looked at the sweatshirt again. "'You swim' is a philosophy?" He shrugged. "Better than 'you sink', right?”
“If love were seaweed, I’d ask myself one question: Are you the sort of person who’d swim through it, or would you rather eat it? As for me, pass me my Speedo, and a spoon.”
“Perhaps I am meant to swim in deep waters.... better deep than shallow!”
“A tolerable hell is better than an impossible heaven.”
“Technically, you don't pay me.And technically, most of what I do is "think."I...rrr. ummm.And when you get right down to it, I'm better at it than you are.-Ennesby & Captain Tagon”