“Executive Vice President? That's a nice way of saying he's someone's corporate bitch.”

“If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager”

“Hollis thought he looked like William Burroughs, minus the bohemian substrate (or perhaps the methadone). Like someone who'd be invited quail shooting with the vice-president, though too careful to get himself shot.”

“Every presidential nominee says his vice president will be given a serious, important role in his new administration. But it almost never materializes. A strong, totally self-centered politician like Tom Dewey sharing his hard-won power with a vice president? Don''t count on it.' - David Brinkley”

“Being called the nice girl, is way better than being called a bitch.”

“In our relationship, we have very well-defined roles: I am the Vice President of Logistics; he's the CEO of Emotional Support.”