“Finn regarded pesky little things like wedding bands, engagement rings, and jealous, hulking menfolk more as amusing challenges than immovable obstacles that could be hazardous to his health.”
“never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring”
“The idea that his wedding band was some kind of talisman nauseated him like the smell of attar.”
“REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.”
“The biggest lie a girl will ever tell you is that the size or authenticity of an engagement ring doesn’t matter to her. The truth is that the worth of a woman could be defined by her engagement ring.”
“Pearls' burst out the Snork Maiden excitedly. 'Could ankle rings be made out of pearls?''I should think they could,' said Moomintoll. 'Ankle-rings, and nose-rings and ear-rings and engagement rings...”