“I used to murder people for money, but these days it’s more of a survival technique.”
“One survival technique is a lack of wastefulness; the African puts everything to use.”
“Some people put more effort and money into the wedding day than they do into the marriage itself, then it’s all downhill from there. I was happy for a simple start; things could only get better.”
“Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.”
“Instead of loving people and using money, people often love money and use people.”
“It’s a brilliant song! C’mon…’Every day is like survival. You’re my lover, not my rival.’ What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse)”