“I’m Jammer.”“What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous“It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a shower head between your legs and wishing it was my mouth.”

“Charlie, can you say one kind thing? I am starting to think that I am helping Satan’s daughter. It’s kind of creepy.”

“…not that it’s any of your damn business, but my entire life has just been assfucked. I’ve been left a shithole bar by a father that I didn’t even know I had, and if that isn’t enough, I had to drop out of college because the bar came with a kid too.”

“Look what the cat drug in.”“If I were you, I wouldn’t mention pussy, unless you’re offering some.”

“It’s all about the Hustle.”

“Why is it that when your life is at a breaking point, every freaking song on the radio relates to it. If I heard one more sad song, I was going to rip the radio out of the dash and toss it out on the road.”

“When he said the only way to get that woman out of our lives was a paternity test, it hit me." -Ty"What hit you? I'm goin' to hit you if you don't explain to me what you're thinkin'." -Miranda”