“Crap on a cracker, this was bad.”
“Language! And yes, crap is a bad word!”
“On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.”
“It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life.”
“Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.”
“Crackers are short on sparkle.”